Author: Eric Nilsson

MILESTONE

APRIL 21, 2026 – Yesterday’s post was a milestone in the life of this blog: it marked the 2,500 time I’ve slapped an “original anecdote, commentary, rumination [or] occasional pontification” onto the board and hit “Publish.” For the first four years, I observed a self-imposed limit of 500 words per post, but with my extended …

AMATEUR HOUR IN WET MANURE

APRIL 19, 2026 – If ever there were a case for the superiority of experts over amateurs, we’re seeing it play out in the current fiasco over Iran. According to the latest reporting, the sometime Appalachian memoirist JD Vance,[1] along with the stereotypical New York real estate developer Steven Witkoff and Jared Kushner, all-around grifter …

AND NOW THIS!

APRIL 18, 2026 – All the people who’ve died or will die in Africa because of the end of USAID? We’ll never get them back. All the people who will perish because funding of cancer research funded by the federal government was ripped into sawdust by the chainsaw of DOGE? We’ll never get them back. …

“STREAMING, STREAMING, OVER THE OCEAN BLUE!” (PART II)

APRIL 17, 2026 – (Cont.) In the abstract, “doing one’s duty” and “doing the right thing” sound so simple and straight forward. But as the venerable and inimitable Professor Maynard Pirsig, Sr. (as distinguished from “Jr.,” author of The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) was wont to do in my criminal law class, he’d say, “Suppose …

“STREAMING, STREAMING, OVER THE OCEAN BLUE!”

APRIL 16, 2026 – Whenever my wife and I get together with friends, conversation invariably touches three bases: 1. Health reports; 2. Shared political angst; and 3. Latest streaming favs. Oh yeah, and occasionally, as in always, we’ll talk kids and grandkids. Generally, I try to tune out the health reports, keeping my own to …

WASTED AND ABUSED

APRIL 15, 2026 – Though I’m not a veteran of the armed services, I have empathy for those who currently serve in the United States Army, Navy, Marines or Air Force, especially those who are among the 50,000 service members stationed in the Middle East. That empathy, however, is overshadowed by my support for a …

HOW THE WEST WAS WON (PART II)

APRIL 14, 2026 – (Cont.) In many ways, the movie is a celluloid wonder. It had three directors, featured a real live buffalo stampede filmed in Custer State Park, South Dakota and attracted a long roster of the day’s stars: Jimmy Stuart, Peter Fonda, Debbie Reynolds, Gregory Peck, Karl Malden, Richard Widmar, George Peppard, Thelma …

REMOVAL

APRIL 7, 2026 – At the conclusion of an altogether satisfactory appointment this afternoon, the good doctor wished me well and added, “Let’s hope the world doesn’t end this evening.” The implicit reference underlying his apocryphal statement, of course, was to Trump’s 8:00 EDT deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz. Not since …

ROGUE BRAIN, OLD TRAIN

APRIL 6, 2026 – I’m afraid my brain has gone rogue again, at least in my dreams. What worries me further is the power of suggestive writing—that is, making something occur simply by writing about it. The reader will recall that in last Friday’s post, I described variations of the recurring “litigation dream,” similar to …

A NEW WAY OF WAR

APRIL 4, 2026 – I have a very distinct memory of war. No, it didn’t feature bombs going off or people screaming death cries. The setting of my war story was our mostly quiet little town of Anoka, Minnesota, which straddled the Rum River at its confluence with the lazy Mississippi about 20 miles upstream …

QUIRKINESS

APRIL 3, 2026 – Here I sit, a quirk of evolutionary biology, an aggregation of roughly 30 to 37 trillion cells, a majority of which are in the form of red blood cells, in partnership with approximately 38 trillion . . . are you truly ready for this? . . . bacteria. And my mere …

TO THE MOON (AGAIN)!

APRIL 2, 2026 – By the giddy chatter of TV reporters covering yesterday’s launch of Artemis II, viewers could’ve been excused for thinking that Neil Armstrong’s “One small step for [a] man . . .”[1] and the five subsequent manned lunar landings were figments of our collective imagination. “Historic,” “Never accomplished before,” and other “firsts” …

APRIL FOOL’S DAY WHILE ROME BURNED

APRIL 1, 2026 – With the title of today’s post, I’ve taken obvious liberties with the famous expression, “Nero fiddled while Rome burned.” I’d intended to add to the unrelenting Democratic outrage and confounding Republican sycophancy over the Emperor’s obsession with Sharpie pens, The Ballroom, and Florsheim shoes while the black smoke from his impulsivity …

HOW LIFE IS TO BE LIVED

MARCH 31, 2026 – Yesterday our son Cory sent me a mid-day text seeking confirmation that I was planning to pick up our fourth-grader granddaughter from school. I replied immediately with a “thumbs up” emoji. At my stage of life, few things could give me greater delight than time with Illiana, starting with the 15-minute …

DOWNHILL DUMP TRUCK

MARCH 30, 2026 – Participation in Saturday’s flagship “No Kings!” rally in St. Paul bolstered my faith in humanity—at least the local on-site version of it, where I could rub elbows with fellow Minnesotans who’d endured the most severe winter in collective memory, and I’m not referencing the weather. Today, however, when I read a …

THE RULE OF LAW AND THE BARD AS BAKED LOBSTER

MARCH 28, 2026 – As mentioned here last month, I’m scrambling to accumulate a total of 45 hours of continuing legal education (“CLE”) credits by June 30. “Scrambling” is perhaps an over-dramatization. Thanks to a recent change in the rules, all these credits can be assembled by way of webinars viewed on demand. With proper …