Author: Eric Nilsson

WASTED AND ABUSED

APRIL 15, 2026 – Though I’m not a veteran of the armed services, I have empathy for those who currently serve in the United States Army, Navy, Marines or Air Force, especially those who are among the 50,000 service members stationed in the Middle East. That empathy, however, is overshadowed by my support for a …

HOW THE WEST WAS WON (PART II)

APRIL 14, 2026 – (Cont.) In many ways, the movie is a celluloid wonder. It had three directors, featured a real live buffalo stampede filmed in Custer State Park, South Dakota and attracted a long roster of the day’s stars: Jimmy Stuart, Peter Fonda, Debbie Reynolds, Gregory Peck, Karl Malden, Richard Widmar, George Peppard, Thelma …

REMOVAL

APRIL 7, 2026 – At the conclusion of an altogether satisfactory appointment this afternoon, the good doctor wished me well and added, “Let’s hope the world doesn’t end this evening.” The implicit reference underlying his apocryphal statement, of course, was to Trump’s 8:00 EDT deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz. Not since …

ROGUE BRAIN, OLD TRAIN

APRIL 6, 2026 – I’m afraid my brain has gone rogue again, at least in my dreams. What worries me further is the power of suggestive writing—that is, making something occur simply by writing about it. The reader will recall that in last Friday’s post, I described variations of the recurring “litigation dream,” similar to …

A NEW WAY OF WAR

APRIL 4, 2026 – I have a very distinct memory of war. No, it didn’t feature bombs going off or people screaming death cries. The setting of my war story was our mostly quiet little town of Anoka, Minnesota, which straddled the Rum River at its confluence with the lazy Mississippi about 20 miles upstream …

QUIRKINESS

APRIL 3, 2026 – Here I sit, a quirk of evolutionary biology, an aggregation of roughly 30 to 37 trillion cells, a majority of which are in the form of red blood cells, in partnership with approximately 38 trillion . . . are you truly ready for this? . . . bacteria. And my mere …

TO THE MOON (AGAIN)!

APRIL 2, 2026 – By the giddy chatter of TV reporters covering yesterday’s launch of Artemis II, viewers could’ve been excused for thinking that Neil Armstrong’s “One small step for [a] man . . .”[1] and the five subsequent manned lunar landings were figments of our collective imagination. “Historic,” “Never accomplished before,” and other “firsts” …

APRIL FOOL’S DAY WHILE ROME BURNED

APRIL 1, 2026 – With the title of today’s post, I’ve taken obvious liberties with the famous expression, “Nero fiddled while Rome burned.” I’d intended to add to the unrelenting Democratic outrage and confounding Republican sycophancy over the Emperor’s obsession with Sharpie pens, The Ballroom, and Florsheim shoes while the black smoke from his impulsivity …

HOW LIFE IS TO BE LIVED

MARCH 31, 2026 – Yesterday our son Cory sent me a mid-day text seeking confirmation that I was planning to pick up our fourth-grader granddaughter from school. I replied immediately with a “thumbs up” emoji. At my stage of life, few things could give me greater delight than time with Illiana, starting with the 15-minute …

DOWNHILL DUMP TRUCK

MARCH 30, 2026 – Participation in Saturday’s flagship “No Kings!” rally in St. Paul bolstered my faith in humanity—at least the local on-site version of it, where I could rub elbows with fellow Minnesotans who’d endured the most severe winter in collective memory, and I’m not referencing the weather. Today, however, when I read a …

THE RULE OF LAW AND THE BARD AS BAKED LOBSTER

MARCH 28, 2026 – As mentioned here last month, I’m scrambling to accumulate a total of 45 hours of continuing legal education (“CLE”) credits by June 30. “Scrambling” is perhaps an over-dramatization. Thanks to a recent change in the rules, all these credits can be assembled by way of webinars viewed on demand. With proper …

THE BOSS OF “NO KINGS!”

MARCH 28, 2026 – Fortunately, half a century ago Bruce Springsteen’s band-buddies back in Asbury Park, New Jersey started calling him “the boss” (in reflection of his dual role as music and band finance director) and not “the king.” Lots of Americans have a boss, but no American should have a king. Springsteen’s famous moniker …

FIXING CAR AND COUNTRY (PART II)

MARCH 27, 2026 – (Cont.) Later, while ascending and descending the hills of “Little Switzerland,” I framed the preliminary objectives and methods of a “universal national service” (“UNS”) program: The objectives would be to: Counteract political polarization by integration of people across all demographic factors; Bridge traditional socio-economic divides, again by integrated living, working; Instill …

FIXING CAR AND COUNTRY (PART I)

MARCH 25, 2026 – This morning, I drove to Buerkle Hyundai on the east side of town to have my car serviced. After checking in my Sonata, the service rep ushered me into the well-appointed customer waiting area well-stocked with edibles and beverages. I resisted temptation driven by my addictions to sugar, sodium and caffeine …

A BREATH OF FRESH AIR

MARCH 24, 2026 – Today at Beth’s suggestion, we took our fourth grader granddaughter to Central Park after picking her up from school; not the Central Park but its namesake in the adjoining town of Roseville. Saturday’s teaser temp—in the mid-70sF—had passed eastward, but with the mercury at 50F and the sun edging another three …

SAVE AMERICA FROM “SAVE AMERICA”

MARCH 23, 2026 – I often recall from the first Trump Era protest I ever attended (October 2018). My favorite protest sign, a sign of the times—then and since—read, “WHERE DO I START?” As if in a game of spin-the-bottle, for today’s topic I landed on . . . the “SAVE America Act[1]” Yesterday while …

BACK TO THE FUTURE

MARCH 22, 2026 – As my serial readers know, yesterday’s post involved a brief trip aboard my personal time machine. I assure my younger readers—I’m blessed to have some—that as you travel deeper into old age, your time machine logs miles . . . er, light years . . . at an increasing rate even …