OCTOBER 10, 2020 – The recent square-off between Pence and Harris wasn’t a “debate.” It was 90 minutes of non sequiturs and carefully rehearsed “talking points.” “It reminded me of the time that” . . . as a guest on a local Boston TV talk show, my oldest sister, a champion high school debater, told …
BEYOND SURVIVAL
OCTOBER 8, 2020 – The inscription reads, For Eric, Who shares my interest in writing. With fond memories, Ruth “Ruth” is the mother of Jeff Oppenheim, my closest friend in college. The inscription appears inside the cover of her memoir, Beyond Survival, which I received Monday. By yesterday afternoon I’d devoured the book, savoring every …
THE EMERALD CITY
OCTOBER 7, 2020 – Last Sunday I explored the land beyond my “tree garden” up at the lake. I was charting a route from the ravine I call Djurgården—“the deer garden,” in Swedish—up a steep, wooded slope to a glade of oaks and beyond that, a trail I call “Nor – Way”—a play on words …
MARX AND MOM
OCTOBER 6, 2020 – Yesterday the media fell for yet another publicity stunt by the fake president. I’m convinced they’re in cahoots—real media and a pretend mogul. If Trump hadn’t been allowed to trumpet—starting with “birtherism”—we’d have avoided the runaway bus. According to a CNN poll, 63% of Americans think Trump was irresponsible in handling …
EXCURSION
OCTOBER 5, 2020 – Yesterday I rose early to watch the sunrise, but what caught my attention was the bright moon in the west. Against the clear morning sky, earth’s constant companion was as clear as could be. I was so captivated by the sharp definition of its features, I forgot all about the sunrise. …
QUEEN BALSAM THE FIRST
OCTOBER 4, 2020 – Yesterday I spent all day in my “tree garden” in the back woods of our family’s lakeside retreat in northwestern Wisconsin. With the advance of fall, countless pine seedlings are now visible across the acreage that was logged several years ago. For months I’ve been trimming brush and poplar shoots around …
THE MAGIC KINGDOM
OCTOBER 3, 2020 – I discovered escapism at the Gilombardo School of Music. The “program” every Saturday of my sixth and seventh grade school years involved a 40-minute drive to Minneapolis for classes in solfege and music theory, a private lesson, orchestra rehearsal, a brief visit with my grandfather, who lived nearby, and the trip …
HURRICANE SEASON
OCTOBER 2, 2020 – This is hurricane season in the Atlantic, and among the many dynamics that will affect the outcome of the approaching election, I’ve long cited the weather. What happens in states from Florida to North Carolina and Alabama to Texas and beyond if a CAT 5 storm strikes on the eve of …
CHEATERS VS. SCIENTISTS
OCTOBER 1, 2020 – You know the country’s in trouble when the local elementary school proudly broadcasts they’re a bunch of cheaters. I kid you not. Worse than Tuesday evening’s debate are the fallen standards at our neighborhood “institution of lower learning.” The sign currently bears large black lettering that reads, “WE ARE CHEETAHS!” And …
AS THE SMOKE CLEARS . . .
SEPTEMBER 30, 2020 – . . . after last’ night’s debate, I wish that Joe Biden were not who he is. I wish he were a Rhodes Scholar, a great debater, and 20 years younger. I wish he espoused a different policy here and there. I also wish that humankind were so perfect, it didn’t …
THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY
SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 – Often the big story lies unmentioned behind the lead story. Take for example a recent screed on Facebook. A “friend” posted a piece allegedly by a police officer in Duluth, MN—the only attribution to the eloquent exposition was “A police officer.” (If lawyers and English professors were half as eloquent as …
SHAMANIGANS
SEPTEMBER 28, 2020 – The Sham Man has now been called out in the most definitive way possible—for all of us who pay income taxes. For us who’ve always seen the emperor’s nakedness, news of Trump’s zero tax bill in 10 of the last 15 years and such details as his $70,000 deduction for hair …
NETFLIX, CHARLES DICKENS, AND CAMPAIGN SPENDING
SEPTEMBER 27, 2020 – Netflix and competitors have produced quality TV entertainment in volumes unimaginable a generation ago. For many people isolated during the pandemic, Netflix is a godsend. Starting in March, I’ve watched 60 (!) episodes of Bolivar, dozens more of The Borgias, The Medicis, and Marco Polo. My wife, meanwhile, has watched This, …
DICTATOR DANGER
SEPTEMBER 26,2020 – After three and a half years, no one should be surprised by Trump’s latest disruption of political norms. But his most recent assault on our democracy should motivate responsible Americans to vote for Biden in overwhelming numbers. What Trump has said about the electoral process is not merely “disruptive.” It undermines the …
DE BOT DEFACED
SEPTEMBER 25, 2020 – The other night I woke up with a start. Despite having been fed a hearty supper and later snacks my stomach was growling. I felt no discomfort, just annoyance from the interruption of a beautiful “movie” . . . I mean, dream . . . about skiing. The noise—from my stomach, …
WHAT WOULD TACITUS SAY?
SEPTEMBER 24, 2020 – Yesterday I stood in line for an hour to cast my ballot—affirmatively, convincingly, beyond all attempts to lose, miscount, question or disqualify that ballot. It would be no exaggeration to compare my feelings to how one feels when participating in a ritual of one’s religious organization. Granted, everyone wore a mask …
JIM BOB AND THE MUSTARD SPILL
SEPTEMBER 23, 2020 – When I worked at First Bank, now USBank, I had a boss whose name was Jim Roberts. One of my co-workers called him “Jim Bob” for short. Pretty soon, we all called Jim, “Jim Bob,” though never to his face. Jim Bob was a good boss—smart, effective, trustworthy, affable. We got …
CHANGE
SEPTEMBER 22, 2020 – As one headline after another suggests America is the Titanic amidst icebergs in the North Atlantic, we should take measure of our ship—our country—to understand better what kind of vessel we occupy. We’re 50 states, big and small, urban and rural, coastal and inland, West and East, North and South—each with …
PRESIDENTIAL POLITICS
SEPTEMBER 21, 2020 – Out of nowhere Saturday came his text: “How are you and your family[?] Long time w no communication. I hope Trump doesn’t get to pick another SC Justice. Can we talk? Give me a good time tomorrow. Will be working on cabin. Jeff.” It was my close college friend, Jeff Oppenheim. …
SO MANY WORLDS TO IMAGINE YOU SEE
SEPTEMBER 20, 2020 – Recently, a good friend of mine, whose sails had been below my horizons for all too long, emailed me an essay by E. B. White: The Sea and the Wind that Blows. White is the writer’s writer (Sea—I mean see—The Elements of Style). I didn’t know that the Man of Style …
LOST IN THE WOODS
SEPTEMBER 19, 2020 – Even though I got lost in the woods yesterday, the main point of this post is not about that—since I’m no longer lost—in the woods, anyway. Nor is this about anything broad- or big-minded; just something . . . down to earth. Know, however, that being lost in the great outdoors …
THE NATURE OF NATURE
SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 – If you spend enough time “in nature,” you make realistic judgments. Sure, nature is grand and beautiful. But it’s also cruel, unforgiving, even obnoxious. Over the summer I’ve devoted many hours to trimming around each of my 300 planted seedlings and at least that number of volunteers over roughly 15 acres …
PRETENDING
SEPTEMBER 17, 2020 – Yesterday I fled the cities again for the Red Cabin. That sounds as if the cities are “aflame,” but that’s not true. They’re safe and secure, and though lately the sun has exhibited an unusual orange tinge from West Coast smoke, the outdoor air is still breathable. Black Lives Mattersigns still blanket …
FIRE STORY
SEPTEMBER 16, 2020 – When I was little, our house caught fire—or rather, our attached garage did. The cause: a box of hot ashes that the cleaning woman had stowed between studs of the garage wall. At the moment Mother yelled, “Fire!”—I was on the living room floor listening to the phonograph play the story …
“NIXON, NIXON, HE’S OUR MAN . . .”
SEPTEMBER 15, 2020 – . . . “Let’s put Kennedy in the garbage can.” That’s what my older sisters and I sassed around our house in the run-up to the 1960 general election. Our parents were Republicans, as were our maternal grandparents. (Our paternal grandparents were in question; in 1965, Grandpa Nilsson expressed approval when …