JUNE 3, 2022 – (Cont.) If Putin is a monster by modern standards (he’s responsible for dastardly deeds in Syria, Mali, and elsewhere too), he has considerable catching-up to do to rival his 16th century predecessor, Ivan the Terrible, who, to teach the upstarts of Novgorod a lesson, ordered 50,000 residents to be hacked to …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER FOUR – “RHYME AND REASON” (PART IV)
JUNE 2, 2022 – (Cont.) “But many other phenomena weren’t so obvious. Why, for example, was bad stuff—storms, earthquakes, pestilence, attacks by wild animals—continually happening? Without clearly observable causes, the human psyche had to create them. What moved this process along were dreams. Yes, dreams in which all sorts of weird stuff occurred—including the appearance …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER FOUR – “RHYME AND REASON” (PART III)
JUNE 1, 2022 – (Cont.) “I’m feeling an alien concept,” said the . . . alien. “Huh?” “On Planet Goldilocks, reason rules. Apparently that’s not the case on earth. The absence of omnipresent reason is new to me.” “Hold on,” I said defensively. “The ability to reason at the human level distinguishes us from all …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER FOUR – “RHYME AND REASON” (PART II)
MAY 31, 2022 – (Cont.) “But that’s only half the problem. The other half is our quintessentially human subjectivity. You can see it played out a million ways every day. In the face of complete, accurate, empirical data and iron-clad logic, people still succumb to subjective judgment. “In this regard I’m reminded of a conversation …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER FOUR (“RHYME AND REASON”)
MAY 30, 2022 – “Just a sec,” I said, pretending to take a big swig of lemonade but really only gathering my thoughts. I liked the familiar manner of the alien’s communication. It was reassuring, given that the creature’s physical aspect bore no resemblance to any Hollywood conception of space aliens, good or evil: it …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER THREE – “VIKINGS VS. PACKERS” (PART II)
MAY 29, 2022 – (Cont.)“What’s another critical function of Vikings vs. Packers football?” “It’s a good way for people to burn off emotions. The original Vikings were wild, seafaring Norseman from Old Scandinavia, mostly Danes and Norwegians (the Swedish Vikings were more into trade), who descended mostly upon the British Isles to wreak havoc wherever …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER THREE – “VIKINGS VS. PACKERS” (PART I)
MAY 28, 2022 – “Well, on a happy note and apropos of our individualism is the diversity of our personal interests beyond mere existence. This results from our social and technological evolution and revolutions that have allowed us to flourish, despite our destructive behavior.” “What on earth are you talking about now?” I liked the …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER TWO – “7.8 BILLION GALAXIES” (PART V)
MAY 27, 2022 – (Cont.) “In short, if you think each of the 7.8 billion galaxies is always in perfect balance, steady harmony with itself 24/7, you’re mistaken.” “What’s ‘24/7’?” “Sorry. It’s a reference to time, as in constant. ‘Twenty-four-seven’ is a relatively recent linguistical development. Twenty years ago no human would’ve understood it—mostly because …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER TWO – “7.8 BILLION GALAXIES” (PART IV)
MAY 26, 2022 – (Cont.) Moderating my frustration with the alien’s interruption was the realization that I’d lost patience and perspective. The possibility remained that the alien(s) would destroy earth after hearing my full exposition on the human condition. Without the restriction of time, however, the alien might let me drone on . . . …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER TWO – “7.8 BILLION GALAXIES” (PART III)
MAY 25, 2022 – (Cont.) “Hello?” I said. “Here.” “Do you have any reaction to what I’ve said about human independence, loneliness and insecurity?” “It’s all strange,” it said. “Where I’m from, there’s no ‘I,’ just ‘we.’ We use ‘I’ only because of our imperative, ‘When in another’s world, adapt to the surroundings.’ Since you’re …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER TWO – “7.8 BILLION GALAXIES” (PART II)
MAY 24, 2022 – (Cont.) “That might explain,” said the alien, “why in my approach I saw so much light on the dark side of your planet.” I laughed reflexively, but conveniently, I’d just taken a swig of lemonade and was thus able to disguise my impolite outburst as coughing. “Actually,” I said, “those weren’t …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER TWO – “7.8 BILLION GALAXIES” (PART I)
MAY 23, 2022 – “Geologists tell us,” I said, “that the earth was formed around 4.5 billion . . .” “Skip the science stuff,” said the alien. “I’m well-versed in it. How do you think I found my way here?” “You’ve got a point,” I said, “but where, then, should I begin?” “I wanna know …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER ONE – “GOLDILOCKS” (PART II)
MAY 22, 2022 – (Cont.) “Did you just say something?” I asked aloud, facing the the glob of glowing, whirring filaments. “Uh huh.” “Well, now,” I said, “you’re hard to read, a difficult object to wrap my head around, if you know what I mean.” “I know exactly,” said the alien. “Upon landing here, I …
TRUE STORY: CHAPTER ONE – “GOLDILOCKS”
MAY 21, 2022 – Blogger’s Foreword: Having completed yesterday an account of my “Grand Odyssey,” I searched the world inside my head for a sequel project; for writer and reader alike, something more challenging, if not more edifying, than my daily dose of 500 words pre-dating the “Grand Account.” I landed upon an ambitious experiment. It’s …
FULL CIRCLE
MAY 20, 2022 – In early December I flew from Heathrow to JFK. In New York I presented my passport for the last time on my Grand Odyssey. It contained so many stamps I’d had to have extra pages added by the U.S. Embassy in Stockholm, and the cover was so worn, the gold lettering …
ENGLAND
MAY 19, 2022 – The train out of Berlin sped through East Germany to Hoek van Holland. From there I caught a ferry to Harwich, England. After so many months and countries of the world, it seemed strange to be surrounded by English once again. Having started my Grand Odyssey in New Zealand, linguistically I’d …
“GO WEST, YOUNG MAN, GO WEST!” (BUT FIRST TAKE ANOTHER STEP EAST)
MAY 18, 2022 – After another day in Moscow, I traveled by train to Leningrad, then westward to Helsinki. From the Finnish capital, I steamed farther west to Stockholm. There I visited my cousin Anders before heading southwest to Malmö to see our cousins Merith and Mats-Åke. The November daylight in Sweden was short and …
IF AT FIRST YOU FAIL, TRY, TRY AGAIN (or . . . “LIFE IS GOOD, BETTER, AND BEST”)
MAY 17, 2022 – Blogger’s note: Compulsion for medical yakety-yak has pre-empted the next installment of my account of The Grand Odyssey. The “trip” will resume tomorrow. Before I was diagnosed with cancer (multiple myeloma), I eschewed conversations about medical ailments. Such talk made me queasy. Now look at me: five months into drugs I …
SMILING AT THE FUTURE
MAY 16, 2022 – Blogger’s note: I must take another break from The Grand Odyssey to recount the delight that my wife and I enjoyed last weekend. Recently, our six-and-a-half-year-old granddaughter asked, “Can I go to the cabin?” On Friday, we seized the initiative, and after getting the green light from Illiana’s parents, my wife …
RECONSIDERED: “[THE] RIDDLE, WRAPPED IN A MYSTERY, INSIDE AN ENGIMA”
MAY 15, 2022 – As the train approached Yaroslav Station in Moscow seven days after departing Khabarovsk, Sasha, my carriage attendant, and Yuri, chief of the train crew, found their way to my compartment. Yuri wanted to give me directions to the upscale restaurant to which he’d invited me for dinner the following evening. Sasha …
ALONG A LONG RAILWAY (“EAST” – PART XII IN A LONG SERIES)
MAY 14, 2022 – When the train reached major cities like Perm, Omsk, Sverdlovsk, and Novosibirsk, I was amazed by the size of such places that prior to my trip on the Trans-Siberian Railway, I hadn’t even known existed. Each had a population of well over a million—larger than today’s combined population of the “Twin …
ALONG A LONG RAILWAY (“OFF THE RAILS” – PART XI IN A LONG SERIES)
MAY 13, 2022 – After a protracted account of the scenery inside the Trans-Siberian train, it’s time to detrain for a bit to visit grounds beyond the railway. As mentioned earlier, I’d scheduled an interruption of the eastward journey with a stop in Irkutsk, by far the most sizable settlement within a very long radius …
ALONG A LONG RAILWAY (“REFLECTION” – PART X IN A LONG SERIES)
MAY 12, 2022 – (Cont. See 5/10/22 post) The public misbehavior of my two countrymen was unsettling. Throughout my formal education—and in life generally—I’d been no stranger to debate. But exactly how, I wondered, could two Americans aboard a Russian train become so locked in dispute as to lose all self-awareness—especially in the absence of alcohol? …
GOD AS GOLFER IS MY CHEERLEADER
MAY 11, 2022 – Blogger’s note: Something so extraordinary happened to me yesterday, I felt compelled to write aboiut it today, interrupting my travel blog series on Siberia. Tomorrow’s post will resume my account of the “Grand Odyssey.” I take my daily hike in “Little Switzerland.” In reality, it’s a hilly golf course in St. …
ALONG A LONG RAILWAY (“THE ALTERCATION” – PART IX IN A LONG SERIES)
MAY 10, 2022 – (Cont.) “On board our train [from Moscow to Irkutsk],” I wrote home, “was a small group of British and American tourists headed for Irkutsk, Ulan-Bator (capital of Mongolia), Beijing, and Hong Kong. Among them was a bloke from North Dakota named Karl. Karl, about 22 years old, was tall and gangly, …