JANUARY 18, 2020 – I worry that we’re living in a post-democracy; that we’ve gone from democracy to dumbocracy—and are now headed for doomocracy. As I observe the disorganized crime boss in the White House and the psychological extortion scheme by which the crime boss controls the Republican Party; as I see how Big Data, …
MY AMERICAN FRIEND FROM “SOMEWHERE ELSE” (PART II OF II)
JANUARY 17, 2020 – Undaunted, he worked doggedly for admission into another Polish university, less selective than Jagiellonian University, but nonetheless, boasting a top-flight history department. He labored under the tutelage of a legendary scholar/professor, and then made a second attempt at Jagiellonian University. He passed. (In a “small world” aside, my wife and I …
MY AMERICAN FRIEND FROM “SOMEWHERE ELSE” (PART I OF II)
JANUARY 16, 2020 – Recently I was asked to handle a business transaction involving a party with an H1b visa. Concerned about the effect the contemplated event might have on such a visa, I called my good friend Jurek, an immigration lawyer. A few years ago, our offices used to be on the same floor …
HOORAY, HOORAY, HARANGUE!
JANUARY 15, 2020 – Hooray, hooray for the Democratic candidates! Any of them is vastly superior to Trump. But wait . . . I must harangue. That any of the Dems stands vastly superior to Trump is a resounding indictment of Trump. We face a sorry state of affairs when the fact that damned near …
MILESTONE
JANUARY 14, 2020 – This is my 250th blog post. At 500 words per post, the cumulative total equals 125,000 words. My brother-in-law’s memoir—yet to be published—comes in at around 150,000. Fifty more blog posts and my total collection will attain equivalency with his memoir . . . in quantity, anyway. As I hiked back …
ALL COKED UP ON CASH
JANUARY 13, 2020 – Overwhelmed by other political afflictions, we’ve surrendered to . . . the money. Last week each of the top four Democratic presidential campaigns announced staggering fourth-quarter contributions. Bernie led with $34.5 million, but that haul was surpassed overwhelmingly by Trump’s $46 million. Yesterday’s edition of The New York Times included …
TWO VATICAN GUYS
JANUARY 12, 2020 – Several reasons existed for me not to watch The Two Popes. I’m not Catholic. Moreover, I have an extremely negative view of the history of Catholicism—and disgust for widespread pedophilia among parish priests and the coordinated coverup by church hierarchy. My family and I once for two seconds got within two …
(FREEZING) MAD
JANUARY 11, 2020 – It started with a paper cut. Yesterday at my office, I picked up the phone and sliced my fingertip on a sheet of paper in an untidy stack next to the phone. The tiny cut drew blood. Later, every time I pulled my mitten on or off, my finger cried, “Ouch!” …
“IMMINENT THREAT”
JANUARY 10, 2020 – Yesterday as I approached my bus stop, I hear a loud, intermittent noise. It sounded like some kind of motor on the fritz. Upon reaching the bus stop, I discovered the source of this unearthly sound: a human being on the fritz. People avoided the guy as he sat inside the …
MY SKIING BUDDY
JANUARY 9, 2020 – Yesterday evening I accompanied our four-year-old granddaughter to her first downhill ski lesson. The five-week program is sponsored by the St. Paul Parks and Rec at “Geneva” (the clubhouse/ski lodge) of “Little Switzerland.” In a few weeks, the little skiers will be schussing (and turning, I hope) down “St. Mortiz,” the …
TUTSI, HUTU; HUTU, TUTSI; TOPSY-TURVY
JANUARY 8, 2020 – This month’s selection for my book club is Strength in What Remains by Tracy Kidder. It follows the extraordinary geographic and psychological journey of “Deogratias,” a native of Burundi in Central East Africa, who survives horrors and overcomes setbacks that would have crushed any normal person. His story is replete with …
SKI BREAK
JANUARY 7, 2020 – We have good friends who are skiing beside the Matterhorn outside Zermatt, Switzerland. I’m envious, but I can’t begrudge good taste combined with good fortune. Sunday, I thought about our friends as I hiked to my own version of Switzerland and the Matterhorn. It was a rough go. Our alley was …
WE SHOULD BE ASKING . . .
JANUARY 6, 2020 – You might think Trump’s a disaster for the country, perhaps the world. But turn to the “duke-out” among the surviving field of Democratic candidates for president, and you see how off track we really are. I’m not talking about the qualifications of one candidate over another. Each Democratic contender has at …
THE PERSIAN “GULP!”
JANUARY 5, 2020 – We aren’t the only ones to have mucked up the Middle East. First prize goes to Britain, but Russia, the Ottomans, and the French also starring roles in the historical muck-up. Yet don’t forget the locals themselves, whose tribal and internecine religious rivalries have created ample havoc apart from the influence …
AUSTRAGEDDON
JANUARY 4, 2020 – If you haven’t seen images of Australia’s Armageddon, you drank too much holiday grog. Extreme drought and record high temperatures turned the “fire season” into cataclysmic devastation. Decades ago I spent a month in the region now in flames. It is—or was—packed with eucalyptus trees, vulnerable to fire given the high …
ALL SOUPED UP
JANUARY 3, 2020 – For Christmas my wife gave me a soup cookbook. Yesterday, I tried my luck at “Lentil Soup with Lemon.” The signature benefit of my initial soup project was heightened appreciation for people (starting with my wife) who can prepare a whole meal. Because the recipe involved vegetables, it involved chopping, and …
SWEATSHIRT STORY
JANUARY 2, 2020 – Years ago my spouse gave me a nice sweatshirt with “BOWDOIN” printed on the front. To prevent it from looking like many of my other sweatshirts, which my wife threatens to toss, I rarely wear my college sweatshirt. On Tuesday, however, I had to go to my office briefly, then over …
RESOLUTIONS
JANUARY 1, 2020 – Happy New Year! May the Year of Perfect Vision bring all of us good cheer, excellent health, rewarding encounters, happy relationships and abundant prosperity! Now to get down to the hard work of bringing those objectives to fruition. For my own little world I’ve devised a list of New Year’s Resolutions …
REFLECTION
DECEMBER 31, 2019 – This last day of 2019 prompts reflection about the past 12 months. In cosmic terms, this occasion is fairly hum-drum. Strike “fairly.” From a human perspective, it’s arbitrary. The demarcation between “old year” and “new year” could be established at any time in the earth’s revolution around its star. It’s a …
THE SHACKLETON EFFECT (PART II OF II)
DECEMBER 30, 2019 – No sooner had the full image taken shape, when disaster struck. Down I went, as if shoved violently into the snow and . . . How on such a cold day, after such a cold week, with everything frozen hard, could I be in . . . liquid water? This wasn’t …
THE SHACKLETON EFFECT (PART I OF II)
DECEMBER 29, 2019 – Years ago an ice fisherman reportedly went through the ice on White Bear Lake, just north of St. Paul. What was remarkable about the story was: (1) It occurred after a two solid weeks of subzero temperatures; and (2) The guy had just augured a fishing hole through a foot and …
AMERICA AS CONCEPT ART
DECEMBER 28, 2019 – I must confess: I’m a skimmer. With an exception now and again (ask me how the Torrens Assurance Fund works under Minnesota law—a few years ago I had to learn it), I’m very much a generalist. Whenever I decide to “go deep” on one subject or another, I soon discover I’ll …
ROOF MONOLOGUE
DECEMBER 27, 2019 – Several years ago I wrote a novel “based on a true story,” entitled Björn (featured in the photo above). Based on a screenplay I’d written previously, it’s about love, loss, rift and reconciliation. Yesterday, as I transferred 40 gigs of files from one cloud-based server to another, a folder labeled, “Björn …
WHIRLWIND AND REFLECTION
December 26, 2019 – ‘Twas a whirlwind—planning, scheduling, shopping, decorating, wrapping, unwrapping, cooking, baking, eating, driving, drinking, visiting, entertaining, game-playing. The Big Holiday has passed, and people have scattered. With the memories fresh, I reflect on certain encounters during the festivities. I feel myself shedding the chains of ignorance and the blinders of biases. The …
OUR SANTA CLAUS (PART II OF II)
DECEMBER 25, 2019 – (excerpted from Inheritance – A Memoir) “Hey! You’re supposed to be asleep!” he said in an excited, half-whisper. “We [he always used the royal “we”] spent all day at Santa’s workshop. He asked about you and your sisters, and we said, ‘The sisters are all good little girls—but Eric—well, he’s a …