JANUARY 17, 2020 – Undaunted, he worked doggedly for admission into another Polish university, less selective than Jagiellonian University, but nonetheless, boasting a top-flight history department. He labored under the tutelage of a legendary scholar/professor, and then made a second attempt at Jagiellonian University. He passed. (In a “small world” aside, my wife and I …
MY AMERICAN FRIEND FROM “SOMEWHERE ELSE” (PART I OF II)
JANUARY 16, 2020 – Recently I was asked to handle a business transaction involving a party with an H1b visa. Concerned about the effect the contemplated event might have on such a visa, I called my good friend Jurek, an immigration lawyer. A few years ago, our offices used to be on the same floor …
HOORAY, HOORAY, HARANGUE!
JANUARY 15, 2020 – Hooray, hooray for the Democratic candidates! Any of them is vastly superior to Trump. But wait . . . I must harangue. That any of the Dems stands vastly superior to Trump is a resounding indictment of Trump. We face a sorry state of affairs when the fact that damned near …
ALL COKED UP ON CASH
JANUARY 13, 2020 – Overwhelmed by other political afflictions, we’ve surrendered to . . . the money. Last week each of the top four Democratic presidential campaigns announced staggering fourth-quarter contributions. Bernie led with $34.5 million, but that haul was surpassed overwhelmingly by Trump’s $46 million. Yesterday’s edition of The New York Times included …
“IMMINENT THREAT”
JANUARY 10, 2020 – Yesterday as I approached my bus stop, I hear a loud, intermittent noise. It sounded like some kind of motor on the fritz. Upon reaching the bus stop, I discovered the source of this unearthly sound: a human being on the fritz. People avoided the guy as he sat inside the …
WE SHOULD BE ASKING . . .
JANUARY 6, 2020 – You might think Trump’s a disaster for the country, perhaps the world. But turn to the “duke-out” among the surviving field of Democratic candidates for president, and you see how off track we really are. I’m not talking about the qualifications of one candidate over another. Each Democratic contender has at …
THE PERSIAN “GULP!”
JANUARY 5, 2020 – We aren’t the only ones to have mucked up the Middle East. First prize goes to Britain, but Russia, the Ottomans, and the French also starring roles in the historical muck-up. Yet don’t forget the locals themselves, whose tribal and internecine religious rivalries have created ample havoc apart from the influence …
AUSTRAGEDDON
JANUARY 4, 2020 – If you haven’t seen images of Australia’s Armageddon, you drank too much holiday grog. Extreme drought and record high temperatures turned the “fire season” into cataclysmic devastation. Decades ago I spent a month in the region now in flames. It is—or was—packed with eucalyptus trees, vulnerable to fire given the high …
PEP TALK
DECEMBER 19, 2019 – Earlier this week I had a spirited conversation with each of four lawyers, including a current sitting district court judge and a retired Minnesota Supreme Court Justice. One exchange was over an impromptu lunch; the others were in downtown Minneapolis skyways. I’ve known each of these people for years, having practiced …
SCHOOLED BY A(N IMMIGRANT) CLIENT
DECEMBER 18, 2019 – A few years ago I was asked to represent a faction of a local mosque, whose members were Somali immigrants. They claimed they’d been ousted from the board and other positions by a competing faction that had resorted to illegal methods, aided by the local police. After extensive interviews, thorough examination …
TROUBLE: WHEN “DOWN” BECOMES “UP”
DECEMBER 15, 2019 – One bad sign for any society is the normalization of the abnormal. In critical quarters since Inauguration Day 2017—overt, contemptuous disregard for observable fact has become the norm. The line was crossed by Trump’s insistence that his inauguration crowd was “the biggest ever.” One must acknowledge that “lying,” “cheating,” and other …
WATCH OUT BELOW!
DECEMBER 13, 2019 – Several years ago I read Daniel Kahneman’s brain-altering book, Thinking Fast, Thinking Slow. No other book affected my thinking—however fast or slow—as much . . . . . . until I read The Misinformation Age by two philosophers of science, Cailin O’Connor and James Owen Weatherall. The text is only 186 …
BEWARE THE SUPERLATIVE
DECEMBER 12, 2019 – If you’ve noticed over the past several years, our Commander-in-Chief has an affinity for superlatives. Among 38% to 42% of the electorate, apparently, use of superlatives is an effective rhetorical device. Actually, “rhetorical device” assigns undeserved refinement to simplistic speech patterns. Let’s stop at “effective.” In my experience, superlatives are dilutive, …
AN IDEA FOR THE AGE OF IMPEACHMENT
DECEMBER 10, 2019 – On Saturday we joined a friend for a delectable meal at a Vietnamese restaurant. After 30-minutes of far-ranging but politics-free conversation, Trump’s name plopped down into the Phô, splashing soup onto the table. “I resent the fact,” our friend said, “that Trump now interferes with nearly every conversation I have.” My …
CONFESSION TO MY TRUMP-SUPPORTING FRIENDS (and “A Fork in the Road”)
DECEMBER 5, 2019 – I confess to my Trump-supporting friends: I’m biased. With that acknowledgment I hardly expect to change your minds about Trump’s impeachment or re-election. I understand you oppose the former and support the latter. Fine. I get that you’re as immovable from your support of Trump as I am from my opposition. …
COMPROMISE . . . WITH A CATCH
DECEMBER 4, 2019 – Let’s get down to basics. The hallmark of representative democracy is the dirty word, “compromise.” For all too long, we have lost the art of compromise. On the right, fear, greed, myopia, ignorance, and religious dogma have brought us intolerance and unprecedented demagoguery. On the left, disregard for real-world economics and …
POLITICAL “LYFT” AS “CRAZYLAND”
DECEMBER 3, 2019 – Yesterday I took two Lyft rides—from my office to the dentist and back. The first driver was originally Haitian About 40, he’d been in America (mostly NYC) for 25 years. He’d come to Minnesota to pursue a PhD in “international business.” He and some fellow scholars plan to form a consulting …
TRIGGER WARNING!
NOVEMBER 27, 2019 – Less than a month ’til Christmas. Given the overnight blizzard, Thanksgiving in these parts, at least, will be a white one. Oops! I hear disapproving groans over “Christmas” in place of “December 25” and “Thanksgiving” instead of “Genocide Memorial Day.” Know that my own relationship with religion (and revisionist history?) is …
REPORT FROM THE “TREETMENT” CENTER
NOVEMBER 23, 2019 – If you’ve read any of my previous three posts, you know I’ve been “up north” tending to my trees—a kind of rehab operation for a veritable, and once incorrigible political junkie. The retreet—I mean retreat—involved 48 hours of sequestration from the woes of civilization and quality time among a few hundred …
JUNKIE IN NEED OF TREETMENT
NOVEMBER 20, 2019 – I apologize, or more precisely, I confess: I am a veritable political junkie; always have been and always will be. I go at it much as my in-laws go at sports. But there’s one big difference: my in-laws are die-hard fans of certain teams, whereas I’m more a fan of the …
THE CAP OF A CONSERVATIVE
NOVEMBER 18, 2019 – I wonder what my father, an arch conservative who died in 2010, would’ve thought about Trump. Dad never ever voted for a Democrat. I’m sure he wouldn’t have voted for Hillary in 2016, and I know he would’ve dismissed out of hand, every Democrat seeking the presidency in 2020. However, I …
IN PRAISE OF PUBLIC SERVANTS
NOVEMBER 17, 2019 – In college I had friends who took the foreign service entrance exam—a grueling three-hour written test about every conceivable subject, a personality profile, and an oral exam, not to mention physical and security clearances. I knew people who took both the LSAT and the foreign service exam and reported that the …
FRUIT FOR THOUGHT
NOVEMBER 15, 2019 – Let’s understand: impeachment and trial are political procedures conducted according to rules set by the House (impeachment) and Senate (trial). Impeachment/removal proceedings are not legal proceedings subject to the Federal Rules of Evidence, which render hearsay testimony inadmissible (subject to certain exceptions) . . . and to the Rules of Civil/Criminal …
DRIVING WITH FOG LIGHTS (AND HISTORY IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR)
NOVEMBER 13, 2019 – My friends who support Trump offer the following reasons: Tax cuts; Deregulation; Court appointees; Attempted invasion by illegal immigrants; Democrats are so corrupt. Among my Trumpster friends, their pick of the foregoing reasons outweighs Trump’s “unlikability.” Meanwhile, friends who share my disdain for Trump struggle to explain his support. The most …
ATTORNEY-CLIENT PRIVILEGE
NOVEMBER 9, 2019 – With every new business client, I like to elicit background information. It facilitates rapport, and rapport gives me greater broader, deeper insight into the client’s needs, concerns, flexibility, and level of sophistication—so I can calibrate my communication accordingly. Plus, I’m curious about what makes people tick. Everyone has a story, and …