JUNE 24,2021 – (Cont.) “Once you pay,” Steve said, “go directly to DPS (department of public safety) four blocks away, and for 20 bucks, your son can get his license re-instated immediately.” I wondered what Steve knew about the bloody history of the Committee of Public Safety during the French Revolution. Instead, I thanked Steve—too …
BARKING IN SWEDISH
JUNE 9, 2021 – Barking neighborhood dogs used to annoy me. Recently, however, I quit barking—to avoid another manifestation of “old.” A cranky geezer is as appealing as “grampaw” clearing extra phlegm in the morning. Time to act 10 years younger than I am. This attitude-adjustment renders me almost amiable. Got a rescue dog that …
FULL CIRCLE
JUNE 3, 2021 – When a client called me this morning, he asked, “Are you up on Walden Pond?” He knows of my attachment to the wilds of northern Wisconsin. “As a matter of fact . . .” I said. I’m here seeking “the cure” for the obstinate pain I described in Tuesday’s post. Coincidentally, …
A LINE AND A HOOK
MAY 23, 2021 – Over the past two days I’ve enjoyed two scintillating conversations with two neighbors. I’m amazed that it took so long to open these nearby treasure chests of knowledge, insight, and inspiration. The first encounter occurred two doors down our alley. Mike was cleaning the inside of his car as I walked …
CONNECTIONS
MAY 7, 2021 – Before heading for the Red Cabin yesterday, I decided to give the yard a quick haircut. As I pushed the mower to the front, a lawn service guy hired by the next-door neighbors approached along the boundary. I greeted him, and he responded in kind. After a couple of rows of …
“LITTLE KITTY”
JULY 23, 2020 – I’m allergic to cats, but that didn’t stop my family from taking in a feral, three-week-old (so said the vet) kitten in distress our young boys found under the porch at the Red Cabin in October 1999. They named it “Koosh,” because it looked like an all-gray “kooshball.” It developed the …
VIOLA HEROICS IN THE TIME OF COVID
JULY 17, 2020 – Recently, on my evening walk I heard an outdoor concert by a dozen student . . .VIOLISTS! Led by their indomitable instructor, Elizabeth Cregan, these high school kids put out some great sound for an attentive, appreciative neighborhood audience. I’d met Ms. Cregan and her husband during the week following the …
AMERICAN MENAGERIE (PART II OF II)
JULY 4, 2020 – (Cont.) “Who? I think I don’t know you,” he said. However much my chum might’ve changed physically, he wouldn’t have developed a thick accent. I showed him the photograph and explained why I’d thought he was Dick V. By this time, the woman had approached. By the shape of her mouth …
POLITICAL “LYFT” AS “CRAZYLAND”
DECEMBER 3, 2019 – Yesterday I took two Lyft rides—from my office to the dentist and back. The first driver was originally Haitian About 40, he’d been in America (mostly NYC) for 25 years. He’d come to Minnesota to pursue a PhD in “international business.” He and some fellow scholars plan to form a consulting …
PITCHIN’ HAY, SHOVELIN’ SNOW
DECEMBER 2, 2019 – With the onset of another winter—my first under Medicare—I have again resisted buying a snowblower. My reasons are several. First, our garage is a “Democrat Garage,” meaning, in line with my informal and years’-long survey, it’s too chock full of stuff (in addition to a motor vehicle) to accommodate another piece …
THANKSGIVING FOR . . . DATA STORAGE
NOVEMBER 28, 2019 – In tribute to the origins of the day, I’m plenty thankful for plenty—all the people and bounty in my life. But as we go ’round the turkey table expressing our individual thanks for one thing or another, I’ll have to say, “data storage.” That’s right: data storage. Currently, I’m moving 20 …
GOING FROM “BAD” TO “GOOD”
NOVEMBER 26, 2019 – Last weekend I found “bad” and “good” on opposite sides of our house. The “bad”: a situation in which a whole lot of people dodged a bullet . . . or more precisely, a whole lot of bullets. Minutes later, on the other side of the house, I encountered “good,” as …
ESCAPE . . . NORTH
NOVEMBER 21, 2019 – For a November day in Minnesota, yesterday was a “keeper”—mild temperatures (40 – 44F) with periods of sunshine. News from Washington promised to be “hot” with impeachment testimony, but between my schedule and my commitment to seek “treatment” for political addiction, I paid little attention to “breaking news.” In the afternoon, …
ATTORNEY-CLIENT PRIVILEGE
NOVEMBER 9, 2019 – With every new business client, I like to elicit background information. It facilitates rapport, and rapport gives me greater broader, deeper insight into the client’s needs, concerns, flexibility, and level of sophistication—so I can calibrate my communication accordingly. Plus, I’m curious about what makes people tick. Everyone has a story, and …
INTERNATIONAL BANKING (OR “WHY TO BE BULLISH ON AMERICA”)
NOVEMBER 2, 2019 – I’ve long believed that some banks are too big to succeed. But that’s another story. This post is about three young, street-level (technically, skyway level) bank employees who should be running the outfit. Someday they will. They are Lance, Desilo, and Mohammed. This past week they went to town on my …
TRUMP RALLY . . . AND PROTEST REPORT IN 1,500 WORDS (PART III OF III)
OCTOBER 15, 2019 – . . . two guys in their early 20s, one wearing a MAGA cap, the other a camo-jacket and camo-cap. I found them standing behind the main protest crowd. “You’re Trump supporters?” I asked. “Yeah,” said MAGA. They looked nervous and wanting to slip away. I worked to gain their confidence. …
TRUMP RALLY . . . AND PROTEST REPORT IN 1,500 WORDS (PART II OF III)
OCTOBER 14, 2019 – . . . an attorney hoisting a large sign listing the federal statutes that he believed Trump had violated. They were framed as “Suggested Reading.” “Ultimately it gets down to rule of law, doesn’t it?” I said. “Yes it does,” he said. We exchanged a ‘thumbs up,’ as we moved in …
TRUMP RALLY . . . AND PROTEST REPORT IN 1,500 WORDS (PART I OF III)
OCTOBER 13, 2019 – Last Thursday Trump came to town . . . and we who oppose him went to town. If the “rally” inside Target Center (where the Timberwolves play) was highly regimented, the gathering of thousands outside was thoroughly organic. My office is six blocks from Target Center. For nearly three hours, I …
EULOGY (PART III OF III)
OCTOBER 12, 2019 – “At one of my violin lessons with Symphonie Espagnole,” I told him, “my violin teacher stopped to tell me a story about it. “During World War II he’d been a tail-gunner on a B-17. On a night mission, his plane got hit. The crew bailed out over the Allied/German line. My …
EULOGY (PART II OF III)
OCTOBER 11, 2019 – Thanks to a recalcitrant lawnmower (ours) and my small, back-deck, do-it-yourself project, Herb came out of his shell and all the way up our driveway. If, as he informed me, he hadn’t gotten along with his domineering father, he did take after him when it came to tools, small engines, mechanical …
EULOGY (PART I OF III)
OCTOBER 10, 2019 – My wife said I was his best friend. That statement is sad to the extent it was true. I wasn’t much of a friend. In earlier years, I’d had little interaction with our neighbor directly across the alley. His father, the retired owner of a machine shop, had been the dominant …
FISH HOOK IN THE EYELID (PART II OF II)
OCTOBER 9, 2019 – Projecting quiet, rugged confidence, the doctor greeted me and donned rubber gloves. As I described my run-in with a rock, she inspected my split skin and gently pinched the two sides of the wound. The good doctor then took a step back, put her fists on her hips and pondered. “We …
FISH HOOK IN THE EYELID (PART I OF II)
OCTOBER 8, 2019 – Now that I have your attention . . . I have a somewhat revealing, somewhat embarrassing story to tell—which will also explain why I didn’t pursue a medical career. My wife and I had just finished hiking in Interstate Park on the Minnesota side of the St. Croix National Scenic Riverway …
CAPT. “AIRMANSHIP”
SEPTEMBER 30, 2019 – Yesterday we attended a retirement party for our friend Joe Craven, long-time commercial pilot (Northwest/Delta) and former Navy airman. Frankly, I’m sorry Joe is retiring. I always felt safer knowing that he was among the ranks of American commercial pilots. Whenever we socialize with Cravens, Rich Thomas, a mutual friend of …
“BE SMART, BE INTELLIGENT, AND BE INFORMED” . . . ABOUT NORTH DAKOTA
SEPTEMBER 29, 2019 – Yesterday evening we “dined” at the wholly refurbished House of Wong in an old local strip mall that recently underwent a major “face lift.” House of Wong opened in 1958. We’d eaten there once about 30 years ago. It was popular among old folks then, and it’s a favorite of older …