SEPTEMBER 9, 2019 – Unless your name is “Benjamin Button,” when you’re young, everything you know about being older is vicarious. You watch your parents, grandparents, maybe great-grandparents, and wonder how you’ll appear, think and act when you’re an old geezer. More likely, you’ll proclaim how you won’t appear, think or act. Good luck with …
APHORISMS
SEPTEMBER 8, 2019 – My friend Steve repeatedly cites several aphorisms that help explain humanity. Here I describe three. Continually I encounter evidence supporting their validity. FIRST: “NO ONE IS AN A-STUDENT AT EVERYTHING.” By this Steve means that limits exist to the range of everyone’s competencies. Your plumber might be brilliant at installing a …
FRAME OF REFERENCE
SEPTEMBER 7, 2019 – Yesterday evening while I was working on a passage of the Mendelssohn Violin Concerto, an extraneous thought appeared: what would Aristotle think of me playing this piece? Why Aristotle? I have no idea. The mind works in strange ways. I had to allow the possibility that Aristotle would greatly prefer the …
GOLD MEDAL FLOUR
SEPTEMBER 6, 2019 – Our family first crossed paths with David in July 1967, when my mother responded to an ad he’d placed in the Minneapolis Star. He was off to the Army and had to sell his beloved year-old collie, Björn. We crossed paths with David again in 1996, not knowing it was the …
UNDERSTANDING THE WORLD
SEPTEMBER 5, 2019 – When I was young and ambitious, I wanted to influence the world. Now that I’m old and contemplative, I want to understand it. But how? I’ve developed a three-part prescription: READ GOOD BOOKS. In the first place, a non-fiction book, as opposed to most any other media (e.g. podcast; film documentary) …
DEBT WORLD AND . . . DIVERSITY
SEPTEMBER 4, 2019 – Yesterday I ran into “Charlie.” We used to work at the same bank, where he managed money, and I managed corporate trust accounts. That’s how we met. I still run into Charlie on a regular basis, and every time I get his take on the economy. He’s smart, reads voraciously, and …
A RANT, A RAVE
SEPTEMBER 3, 2019 – I’ve now started the “War Years” portion of Carl Sandburg’s two-volume biography of Abraham Lincoln. If you want to know “polarization,” read this work. But here’s the thing: the fracturing didn’t happen overnight. The seeds had been sown when slaves were introduced to Jamestown in 1619; when 13 independent colonies debated …
FAIR FARE
SEPTEMBER 2, 2019 – After putting the last of our recent house guests onto the airplane, my wife and I and friend Sue sauntered off for another day at the Minnesota State Fair. Sue is delightfully curious, ensuring that we wouldn’t miss a thing. Given the hordes of other fair-goers, it was hard to miss …
BLOGGER SCORES HISTORIC TOUCHDOWN!
SEPTEMBER 2, 2019 – Friday, while at historic Fort Snelling just outside Minneapolis, I was struck by a map of Minnesota on which just a handful of names appeared—neither of the Twin Cities (Minneapolis and Saint Paul) being among them. The map depicted important sites in the lore and history of the Dakotah Indians who …
BUTTERED BREAD
SEPTEMBER 1, 2019 – After a two-week hiatus from the news, I dared to take a peek. My glance prompted two thoughts: 1. People’s world views are determined primarily by people’s perceptions of how their bread is buttered; and accordingly, 2. A considerable degree of government regulation is a necessity. “Bread” is financial well-being. “Butter” …
MARCHING WITH THE FLOW
AUGUST 31, 2019 – Yesterday we took our international guests on a boat ride down the Mississippi River and then to the historic Fort Snelling at the confluence of the Mighty Miss and the Minnesota River. Much water had flowed since I’d last seen the old fort, built in 1820. It’s staffed by engaging, knowledgeable …
FAIR DAY
AUGUST 29, 2019 – Yesterday we took our international house guests to . . . the Minnesota State Fair, the nation’s largest. I love to see the familiar with people for whom it is unfamiliar. Take gargantuan, snowplows, for example, on prominent display. Or hot-dish (Minnesotaspeak for “casserole”) on a stick . . . or …
THE CONQUERORS
AUGUST 28, 2019 – One has to be careful about generalizations. If based on unrepresentative data points, generalizations can lead to inaccurate extrapolations. Generalizing about a whole culture or nationality is particularly perilous. However, I’ve now read enough about the Portuguese and spent sufficient time among some to conclude confidently that they are a plucky …
IT’S A BIG TENT
AUGUST 27, 2019 – A few of us of the 7.2 billion who inhabit earth are emerging from an extraordinary experience in friendship. Our younger son and his wife wanted to host at our family’s northwoods retreat, a big celebration of their marriage earlier in New York City and more recently in Portugal. Their friends …
A POLYGLOT GROUP OF GUESTS
AUGUST 18, 2019 – Friday we picked up travelers from overseas flights—extended family and friends from France and Portugal. Our dual-national daughter-in-law Mylène had arrived Thursday from New York; our son Byron and his birth mother, Sang Hee, fly in next Tuesday. After clearing customs and baggage claim with extraordinary ease (our guests remarked how friendly …
THE MONOPOLY ROOM
AUGUST 16, 2019 – Wednesday’s edition of The New York Times included a front-page story about financier and influence peddler, Elliott Broidy. If you hadn’t heard of him, now you have: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/13/us/politics/elliott-broidy-donald-trump.html?searchResultPosition=1 I was aboard the bus on my way to work when I read this remarkable piece of investigative journalism. It exposes what goes on behind …
“THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL”
AUGUST 15, 2019 – As administrator of my uncle’s estate, I sold some stock—on July 12. Little did I know that I’d have to growl at various levels of “customer service representatives” and expend my entire repertoire of expletives before the check arrived would arrive–30 days later. My extreme frustration was almost matched by my curiosity …
REAL DEAL VERSION OF MINNESOTA NICE
AUGUST 14, 2019 – I try to be a nice person. Generally speaking, I think I am nice . . . most of the time . . . in public, at least . . . when I have to be. But then someone calls me out. Not to my face, not expressly, but by showing me “nice” …
OCD (also “DOC”)
AUGUST 13, 2019 – “Doc” Andberg, our town vet and family friend, ran his first marathon a few years after B.C.E. 490 when Pheidippides ran from Marathon to Athens. I thought Doc was too old to be doing such a thing. He was older than my dad, for Pete’s sake. However, one day on the golf …
CLOSET AS TIME CAPSULE
AUGUST 12, 2019 – Yesterday, my wife and I continued preparations for 112 guests at our cabin. Nothing else makes the mind so single minded. Among my assignments: cleaning up the writing table in the “scriptorium,” which has become a guestroom. The surface of my desk, which I’d built years ago out of beautiful, reclaimed pine, …
COFFEE SHOP ART
AUGUST 11, 2019 – Last Monday I posted my 100th story on this blog site. That’s 50,000 words—one-half of an average length novel. So far, so good . . . or maybe not “so” good, but just “okay” good. If you’ve been reading my posts, I hope you’ve enjoyed them. I’ve certainly enjoyed writing them. At this …
TWO CENTS’ WORTH (PENNY TWO OF TWO)
AUGUST 10, 2019 – Today I criticize Republicans’ defense of corporate America. My target: money, money, and . . . money. There’s nothing inherently wrong with money. It’s simply a medium of exchange. However, the American corporate obsession with short term money (profitability) and money in politics undermines our future. First, take executive compensation. For some time, …
TWO CENTS’ WORTH (PENNY ONE OF TWO)
AUGUST 9, 2019 – To be honest, I’m not following the Democratic presidential campaign very closely. I don’t have to. I just need to vote for the Democratic nominee. The 2020 election will not be one in which a responsible citizen, in my judgment, should express displeasure with both major parties. A vote for any candidate …
“EGGROLL QUEEN” (WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY.)
AUGUST 8, 2019 – This story ought to lessen the despair among my fellow non-Republicans who, with every White House Tweet storm, feel a new wave of nauseum. Toward the end of my daily walk/hill climb, I hike down an alley that leads into our neighborhood. Below a short retaining wall on one side of the …
65 IS WHEN . . .
AUGUST 7, 2019 – Today I turn 65. Readers older than I have standing to agree or disagree with the observations and resolutions I’m about to make. People under 65 will be left to wonder . . . until they’re 65. 65 is when I qualify for Medicare and a net savings of $500/mo. in health …