THE THINGS I DIDN’T KNOW

MARCH 31, 2020 – This morning during my daily glance the headlines, I saw one that said The Contagion will peak in Wisconsin (next-door) on May 22. Would that it will be! Thus far, I’ve learned a lot of new things. If May 22 is the regional peak, we have about 100 days before we’re …

“MANNA” IN HEAVEN

MARCH 30, 2020 – If anyone resides in heaven, it’s Mary “Manna” Ibele, a dear old family friend. She died a week ago at 95 after a wonderful life, full of love for all that’s good in the world. I last saw Manna and Warren, her husband of 72 years, two years ago at a …

DUTY BOUND, ROUND AND ROUND

MARCH 29, 2020 – Pandemic. It’s as old as civilization. And how about civilization? We’re making it up as we go along. Viewed optimistically, it’s a record of progress. Seen pessimistically, it’s a descent into inevitable self-extinction. Evidence abounds for each perspective. I believe, however, that the more accurate depiction of the human record is …

THE TIME TO ACT: NOW!

MARCH 28, 2020 – The full financial fallout from Corvid-19 is currently unknowable. What’s foreseeable, however, is a tsunami of mortgage defaults. Depending on when the contagion dissipates, the blowout of real estate values will keep us in a major post-corvid-19 recession. In addition to other pressing concerns of responsible governance, governors and legislators must …

SINE CURVE

MARCH 27, 2020 – We’re in the thick of it. The virus brings abject fear, grim statistics, disturbing images. I’m told stress can reduce one’s ability to produce antibodies—ironically, a suggestion that adds to stress. I’m striving to reduce stress by reducing exposure to the news. I’ve quit The Times. I’ve stopped watching cable and …

NONE THE WORSE FOR WEAR

MARCH 25, 2020 – Lately I’ve pondered what my grandparents would’ve said about the current crisis.  They were born in the early 1890s and lived to advanced ages, topped by my maternal grandmother, who died at 100. They lived through many cataclysms, but as far as I could tell, were none the worse for wear. …

OZYMANDIAS

MARCH 25, 2020 – When I was a student (in ancient times) of ancient times, one standout was Alexander the Great.  There was a guy who studied at the feet of Aristotle, then at my age as a college junior, became king on his way to becoming a conqueror, and ultimately “Great,” all by the …

“SCAM LIKELY”

MARCH 24, 2020 – The nation’s wireless networks deploy a technology that alerts you to a call from a number in a vast database of suspected scam artists. Such a call is alerted by the caller ID, “SCAM LIKELY.”  I do a double take whenever “SCAM LIKELY” lights up. For a nano-second, I think, “Who’s …

“THEY ATE WELL”

MARCH 23, 2020 – For years, whenever I observed over-indulgence—on my part or by others—I thought of the future book about our profligate ways. The working title: They Ate Well.  I thought of the irony in “well,” since many Americans suffer from myriad ailments because of oversized portions of unhealthful food, but the more accurate …

SOMNANXIETY

MARCH 22, 2020 – When my wife is under stress, she can’t sleep. She gets out of bed, goes downstairs, turns on lots of lights and . . . organizes stuff.  When I’m under stress, I dream dreams that mirror the stress. Among my dreams the night before last was a direct hit.  I was …

PERSPECTIVE

MARCH 21, 2020 – When our sons were cub scouts, I volunteered to be co-leader of our younger son’s “den” of “cubs,” who, being eight-years old, resembled more a dray of squirrels. For a den meeting landing on President’s Day, we hatched the idea that one of the tall dads would dress up like Lincoln and …

SPACE TIME SPACE

MARCH 20, 2020 – As “seniors,” my wife and I are of the “at risk” group for covid-19. Accordingly, with cautiously executed exceptions, we’re self-isolated.  Waiting things out amidst all the knowns, unknowns, claims, data, missing data, apparently reliable information and obviously bogus information, I’ve nailed down one certainty: our imaginations thrive during a crisis. …

THANK YOU, GOV. WALZ (and others)!

MARCH 19, 2020 – FIRST, A TRIGGER WARNING: An anti-Trump rant! Not decades ago when I first learned about Trump, was I impressed by the man.  When in my banking days I learned about his financial disasters—long before they were broadly publicized—I developed wariness about him. When he hatched his groundless “birther” hoax against Obama, …

QUARANTINE COACH

MARCH 18, 2020 – Yesterday, I enjoyed a long-distance conversation with Dean, one of my brothers-in-law. I introduced my blog-followers to Dean last September (see The Dean of Readers – 9/16).  For newcomers, he’s wheelchair bound by multiple sclerosis. His mind, however, soars freely and far beyond his physical limitations. He and my oldest sister …

(MAY WE HAVE) THE (P)LUCK OF THE IRISH

MARCH 17, 2020 – As I sit in our “sitting room,” sipping coffee, distancing myself from the latest news (while my wife, on the other hand, reads it), and moving my fingers across the keyboard of my laptop, I realize that by chance I’m wearing my dark green sweatshirt—the one about which my wife often …

A DREAM AND THE POWER OF MATH

MARCH 15, 2020 – Yesterday, the earth turned, the sun shone, the stars came out . . . and abject fear and chaos ruled the news feed and the airwaves until they (the fear/chaos) didn’t, if you had the good sense to shut ’em down. In my own case, after my third call-out of a …

SHUN THE GUN; HIGHLIGHT OUR HUMANITY

MARCH 15, 2020 – It’s easy to worry yourself sick—oops, bad imagery; it’s easy to worry yourself into a state of extreme anxiety if you consume too much information about corvid-19. Fine, but none of us wants self or any loved one to be among the millions who could fall seriously ill from The Virus. …

PSYCHIC HUMOR FOR SOBER TIMES

MARCH 14, 2020 – Yesterday my wife informed me that the psychic Sylvia Browne had predicted all of this—“this” being the corvid-19 pandemic. Apparently, Ms. Browne envisioned in 2008 that in 2020 a respiratory illness would rage, then disappear as quickly and mysteriously as it appeared.  A decade later the contagion would reappear with a …

DO YOUR PART!

MARCH 13, 2020 – TRIGGER WARNING: In this post, I swear twice . . . Damnit! Time to treat The Virus for what it is: the biggest threat to our way of life since . . . take your pick of national crises. This could well be our Grand Duzy.  My evidence? Italy, a country …

STORM AT SEA

MARCH 12, 2020 – Tuesday evening I’d composed a post for Wednesday.  Entitled, “BERNIE BURNIN’,” it lampooned CNN coverage of primary results Tuesday evening. By Wednesday morning it seemed trivial, irrelevant, and not very humorous. My daily voyage got struct by a rogue wave, within a sea-change inside a hurricane. For days I’d been on …

SHOOT FOR THE MOON!

MARCH 9, 2020 – Yesterday’s edition of The New York Times—delivered late and to a dwindling snowbank more than stocking feet away from our front step—contained the usual week’s worth of interesting reading material.  However, given the ridiculously nice weather that blossomed over our region, I read nothing except the lead story of the SundayStyles …

PANIC OVERRIDE

MARCH 8, 2020 – Yesterday one of our sons said to my wife and me, “You have to quit looking at the news.” Sound advice—after reading that one more article by an infectious disease physician or one more report about a statistician’s explanation of risk algorithms, either of which article/report seems to leave me with …

LEARNING PANIC; PANIC LEARNING

MARCH 7, 2020 – Life is a big carnival ride that suddenly lost its power.  Some of us are swinging in the very highest seats looking out over the carnival grounds as the sun’s light and warmth dip toward the horizon. Others of us are swinging upside down, growing more nauseous by the minute.  A …

BERNIE AND . . . “LUDWIG”

MARCH 6, 2020 – Yesterday evening my book club met to discuss this month’s book—the Beethoven biography (see February 23 post)—along with our perennial topic: politics.  Both the book discussion and the political talk were robust. Only one of us had read all 937 pages of the biography.  I was second at page 825 plus …

SIX GUYS, FIVE CONVERSATIONS

MARCH 5, 2020 – Yesterday I had five intense political conversations—takes on the fourth-round playoffs. The first conversation was with a guy on my bus.  In his early thirties, he’s secure and established. Exceptionally well informed, he’s even keeled in his demeanor and political views. Before The Great Consolidation, he’d been searching for the right …