MAY 6, 2023 – I’ll never forget the humiliation. Three of my college buddies and I were watching ABC’s Wide World of Sports on the eminently portable black-and-white TV in the common area of our dorm suite. On that particularly memorable occasion, it was a slow day for Jim McKay: the featured spectacle was the …
THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS
MAY 5, 2023 – Today we were among the honored guests at a most resplendent affair. Food and drink were of the finest quality; the music—of Latin temperament—was well chosen and masterfully rendered; the attendees were neither too few nor too numerous to provide a steady flow of scintillating conversation; and the whole celebration was …
THE AWFUL WAFFLE, SNARKY MALARKEY . . . AND OTHER STORIES (PART II OF II)
MAY 4, 2023 – (Cont.) 5. Travis, wearing a neat, clean pair of striped bib overalls appears at the door and accompanies Malarkey to the latter’s house. From the driveway, Malarkey points to the second story fascia board in need of replacement. “I don’t climb on roofs,” says Travis. “I promised my ex that out …
THE AWFUL WAFFLE, SNARKY MALARKEY . . . AND OTHER STORIES (PART I)
MAY 3, 2023 – Our seven-year-old granddaughter and I joke a lot about co-authoring children’s books patterned after her many favorite “silly series,” such as the Old Lady who Swallowed a [Something or other] or the Seussian classics that rhyme like “a lime on the nose of a Thing like our Zing with a ring.” …
HISTORY LESSON
MAY 2, 2023 – Juxtaposed to denial of the undeniable results of the 2020 presidential election, the Watergate scandal that ended the Nixon regime now looks comparatively tame. A deeper examination of the record, however, reveals the broader danger that Nixon posed to the democracy. Without “White House Tapes”—voice-activated recordings of Nixon’s Oval Office conversations—might …
MASTERWORK
MAY 1, 2023 – Inside a local hall on Sunday afternoon I heard violinist Steven Copes perform “the Brahms” with the Saint Paul Chamber Orchestra. I’d heard him play it (with the SPCO) a number of years ago in a different Twin Cities venue. On both occasions his rendition of this staple “war horse” of …
THE WORLD AT MY FEET (PART II OF II)
APRIL 30, 2023 – (Cont.) Having escaped confinement, however, the World was now in open defiance of the laws of the universe. In reaction to my errant toe, the Big Ball shot across the carpet and rotated clumsily into a lamp stand, then like a billiard ball, banked left, straight for a chair. POW! In …
THE WORLD AT MY FEET (PART I OF II)
APRIL 29, 2023 – Years ago, Beth, my wife, bought the World in an all-inclusive deal: seven seas, seven continents, seven thousand islands upon a wide-diameter sphere—mounted on a handsome, wooden floor stand. The garage sale price, fully haggled, came to five bucks. The acquisition was for me (the consummate geography nerd) and fulfilled my …
ACCENTED
APRIL 28, 2023 – To catch up on my continuing legal education credits, lately I’ve been attending web-based seminars featuring a bevy of lawyers talking about the finer points of one sub-set or another of . . . the law. I shouldn’t be surprised that many of them speak with a very strong Minnesota accent; …
MAXED OUT
APRIL 27, 2023 – Finally, 650 pages and the comprehensive survey of the worst conflagration the world has ever known are behind me. I speak of Inferno, The World at War, 1939 – 1945 by Max Hastings. Few books have had such an impact on my psyche and my world view generally. I could easily …
THE MAPLE TREE
APRIL 26, 2023 – I’ve always been jarred by our cultural norm of breaking the conversational ice with a person in a non-business setting. “What do you do?” we ask, or if the person’s retired, “What did you do before retirement?” If the question elicits useful information, in most settings the answer provides only a …
FLEETWIND, INC.
APRIL 25, 2023 – Rumor had it—actually a local newspaper reported it in an article about my dad and our family when at 32 he was appointed to the public servant job he’d have for the rest of his working days. “It” was my mother’s notion that parents should always use positive language when framing …
PAVLOVIA (PART II OF II)
APRIL 24, 2023 – (Cont.) And yet . . . I must confess that this same Pavlovian response (answering the phone spontaneously) has hacked its way into my cranial circuitry, albeit inconsistently. If certain people call me and I’m within earshot of my phone, I feel as if it’d be taken as a personal affront …
PAVLOVIA (PART I OF II)
APRIL 23, 2023 – And now for a little two-part, Pavlovian comedy . . . With technological advancements and our corresponding adaptations, we easily lose sight of how ridiculous we’d appear to our former selves. Take ear buds, for example, in league with our phones. I remember the time years ago when I encountered a …
SLEDGEHAMER WAR
APRIL 22, 2023 – The world awaits Ukraine’s much anticipated spring offensive against the Russian invaders. Perhaps I overstate matters when I say, “the world.” At the time of the invasion 14 months ago, when news coverage was 24/7, we watched slack-jawed as Putin unleashed his horrors on the sovereign nation of Ukraine. The assault …
POT PIE HUMOR HARMONIZING WITH ROW, ROW [OUR] BOAT
APRIL 21, 2023 – The problem with being in the same boat as everyone else, is you can’t complain. So much as a grunt marks you as a grump, and who wants to be rowing against that reputation? You have only two options: howling in private or bailing out of the boat. If you howl …
IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY (BeepBeep!)
APRIL 20, 2023 – Every month or so for many months running, a good college friend calls me and opens the conversation with, “So, when are this Jack Smith character and Merrick Garland gonna come outta their comas and announce the indictment of your favorite ex-president? Last month you told me it was gonna be …
KNOWLEDGE AND KNOW-HOW
APRIL 19, 2023 – I remember the moment. It occurred as I left Mr. Trepte’s classroom at the end of a session in which he’d handed back exam papers. I’d studied hard for the math test, since it counted significantly toward the final grade, and my efforts were handsomely rewarded. Feeling good about how this …
THE PRISMATIC VIEW
APRIL 18, 2023 – The other day I enjoyed a long conversation with a college friend-classmate during which we talked a fair amount of politics. He’s a student of history, and in the context of our political discussion, historical perspectives necessarily came into play. He struggles, as do I, with making judgments about the views, …
TRANSATLANTIC III (OR “WHERE I WAS GOING WITH ALL THIS”)
APRIL 17, 2023 – (Cont.) I hadn’t intended to watch the “making of” segment that automatically followed the final episode of Transatlantic, but after a couple of minutes’ worth, I was hooked. Having read a few books on filmmaking back when I naively thought (and did) write a screenplay, I had some inkling of a …
TRANSATLANTIC II
APRIL 16, 2023 – (Cont.) I was soon drawn into the series by the wits and courage of the protagonists. They were young and well-educated Americans who put grand-scale principles of personal gain, pleasure and safety. They exhibited unusual chutzpah and were leagues ahead of their government in understanding the full implications of the coming …
TRANSATLANTIC I
APRIL 15, 2023 – I’m amazed by what people do. I speak here not of the bad stuff, though granted, we do a lot of that too. No, I refer here to the extraordinary feats of creative, curious and determined minds that produce works of wonder. My astonishment exceeds ever so slightly my ignorance of …
36 JUST (AND GOOD, GREAT AND BEAUTIFUL) PEOPLE
APRIL 14, 2023 – The world is a beautiful place because it’s full of beautiful people, many of whom I encountered today. They provided me with befitting material to mark the fourth anniversary of this daily blog. The stream of encounters began with a call this morning from my good friend, Linda Hoeschler, whose late …
HOPE: A MAN WITH A DOG IN A PARK
APRIL 13, 2023 – Yesterday afternoon after I brought Illiana home from school, she grabbed her scooter, donned her helmet and celebrated freedom by zooming full-tilt down the sidewalk. Inspired by her carefree spirit, I followed, luxuriating in the hot zephyr as it overwhelmed the last vestiges of winter. She was headed for the playground …
A LEADER ELEVATED BY REPUBLICANS
APRIL 12, 2023 – Today the Shelby County (think Memphis, TN) Commission unanimously reappointed Justin Pearson to the state house of representatives. Few people outside Shelby County had heard of Mr. Pearson before the 28-year-old Black man, along with another young Black man and fellow representative, Justin Jones, had been expelled from the legislative body. …