Author: Eric Nilsson

WILD BLUEBERRIES (PART I OF II)

APRIL 10, 2020 – My daily breakfast fare includes blueberries. Each serving reminds me of the time I (nearly) fell from an airplane and (actually) landed in heaven—the largest patch of wild blueberries on earth. This defining event occurred two-thirds of the way through my Grand Odyssey around the globe.  Years later, when my mother …

GOOD VS. BAD (AS IN “GOVERNMENT” AND “BUSINESS”)

APRIL 9, 2020 – Now more than ever, we see the importance of government . . . and business; or more precisely, the difference between good and bad. In the time of Corvid-19—without central, collective, organized effort by government and business, huge swaths of human population, if not all people within a given geographical area …

THAT “GET OUT OF JAIL FREE” CARD

APRIL 8, 2020 – Little did any of us appreciate back in January how monumental those impeachment proceedings would be. While GoebbelsNews and Republicans drank and dispensed the Kook-Aid, Democrats experienced a collective apoplectic fit over Trump’s plain-as-his-own-words “high crime and misdemeanor.” The Blue Team saw  the very essence of American democracy on the line.  …

A MODEST PROPOSAL

APRIL 7, 2020 – Yesterday morning I was doing just fine minding my own business, in full retreat from the world, head stuck in the sand while I listened to Mozart. But then, by the habit of the age, I sneaked onto social media. I scrolled down my Facebook “newsfeed,” then switched to two different …

GOING NUCLEAR: A SURE SIGN OF STRESS

APRIL 4, 2020 – As is the case with everyone these days, I’m learning how to deal with stress created by The Crisis.  Yesterday, I discovered some “deep breathing” exercises. By the time it had occurred to me to search “deep breathing” online, the sun had slipped under the horizon, and the outside temperature had …

SOCIAL DISTANCING

APRIL 3, 2020 – Social distancing now being imperative, I recall my encounter with its polar opposite. Thirty-nine years ago, in my callow youth, I saw fit to see India—alone, or so I thought. Naïveté, I soon learned, is an essential human trait—without it, wholly insane but totally wonderful things in life would never occur. …

GOOD-BYE JESUS, HELLO DARWIN?

APRIL 2, 2020 – Raise your hand if you want to live in a country where decades after Stalin’s excesses had been suffered by millions and revealed to millions more, people would demonstrate their adoration of the man by posting his portrait publicly, ringed with flowers. Or signal approval if you’d wanted to live in …

TAKE THREE: “APRIL FOOL’S!”

APRIL 1, 2020 – Even in crisis, maintain humor, especially on April Fool’s Day. On this day eons ago, our two sons devised what they thought was a brilliantly hilarious prank. In fact, it was brilliant in its simplicity, but hilarious only to our sons, since my wife or I was always on the receiving …

THE THINGS I DIDN’T KNOW

MARCH 31, 2020 – This morning during my daily glance the headlines, I saw one that said The Contagion will peak in Wisconsin (next-door) on May 22. Would that it will be! Thus far, I’ve learned a lot of new things. If May 22 is the regional peak, we have about 100 days before we’re …

“MANNA” IN HEAVEN

MARCH 30, 2020 – If anyone resides in heaven, it’s Mary “Manna” Ibele, a dear old family friend. She died a week ago at 95 after a wonderful life, full of love for all that’s good in the world. I last saw Manna and Warren, her husband of 72 years, two years ago at a …

DUTY BOUND, ROUND AND ROUND

MARCH 29, 2020 – Pandemic. It’s as old as civilization. And how about civilization? We’re making it up as we go along. Viewed optimistically, it’s a record of progress. Seen pessimistically, it’s a descent into inevitable self-extinction. Evidence abounds for each perspective. I believe, however, that the more accurate depiction of the human record is …

THE TIME TO ACT: NOW!

MARCH 28, 2020 – The full financial fallout from Corvid-19 is currently unknowable. What’s foreseeable, however, is a tsunami of mortgage defaults. Depending on when the contagion dissipates, the blowout of real estate values will keep us in a major post-corvid-19 recession. In addition to other pressing concerns of responsible governance, governors and legislators must …

SINE CURVE

MARCH 27, 2020 – We’re in the thick of it. The virus brings abject fear, grim statistics, disturbing images. I’m told stress can reduce one’s ability to produce antibodies—ironically, a suggestion that adds to stress. I’m striving to reduce stress by reducing exposure to the news. I’ve quit The Times. I’ve stopped watching cable and …

NONE THE WORSE FOR WEAR

MARCH 25, 2020 – Lately I’ve pondered what my grandparents would’ve said about the current crisis.  They were born in the early 1890s and lived to advanced ages, topped by my maternal grandmother, who died at 100. They lived through many cataclysms, but as far as I could tell, were none the worse for wear. …

OZYMANDIAS

MARCH 25, 2020 – When I was a student (in ancient times) of ancient times, one standout was Alexander the Great.  There was a guy who studied at the feet of Aristotle, then at my age as a college junior, became king on his way to becoming a conqueror, and ultimately “Great,” all by the …

“SCAM LIKELY”

MARCH 24, 2020 – The nation’s wireless networks deploy a technology that alerts you to a call from a number in a vast database of suspected scam artists. Such a call is alerted by the caller ID, “SCAM LIKELY.”  I do a double take whenever “SCAM LIKELY” lights up. For a nano-second, I think, “Who’s …

“THEY ATE WELL”

MARCH 23, 2020 – For years, whenever I observed over-indulgence—on my part or by others—I thought of the future book about our profligate ways. The working title: They Ate Well.  I thought of the irony in “well,” since many Americans suffer from myriad ailments because of oversized portions of unhealthful food, but the more accurate …

SOMNANXIETY

MARCH 22, 2020 – When my wife is under stress, she can’t sleep. She gets out of bed, goes downstairs, turns on lots of lights and . . . organizes stuff.  When I’m under stress, I dream dreams that mirror the stress. Among my dreams the night before last was a direct hit.  I was …

PERSPECTIVE

MARCH 21, 2020 – When our sons were cub scouts, I volunteered to be co-leader of our younger son’s “den” of “cubs,” who, being eight-years old, resembled more a dray of squirrels. For a den meeting landing on President’s Day, we hatched the idea that one of the tall dads would dress up like Lincoln and …

SPACE TIME SPACE

MARCH 20, 2020 – As “seniors,” my wife and I are of the “at risk” group for covid-19. Accordingly, with cautiously executed exceptions, we’re self-isolated.  Waiting things out amidst all the knowns, unknowns, claims, data, missing data, apparently reliable information and obviously bogus information, I’ve nailed down one certainty: our imaginations thrive during a crisis. …

THANK YOU, GOV. WALZ (and others)!

MARCH 19, 2020 – FIRST, A TRIGGER WARNING: An anti-Trump rant! Not decades ago when I first learned about Trump, was I impressed by the man.  When in my banking days I learned about his financial disasters—long before they were broadly publicized—I developed wariness about him. When he hatched his groundless “birther” hoax against Obama, …

QUARANTINE COACH

MARCH 18, 2020 – Yesterday, I enjoyed a long-distance conversation with Dean, one of my brothers-in-law. I introduced my blog-followers to Dean last September (see The Dean of Readers – 9/16).  For newcomers, he’s wheelchair bound by multiple sclerosis. His mind, however, soars freely and far beyond his physical limitations. He and my oldest sister …

(MAY WE HAVE) THE (P)LUCK OF THE IRISH

MARCH 17, 2020 – As I sit in our “sitting room,” sipping coffee, distancing myself from the latest news (while my wife, on the other hand, reads it), and moving my fingers across the keyboard of my laptop, I realize that by chance I’m wearing my dark green sweatshirt—the one about which my wife often …