Author: Eric Nilsson

“HOUDINI!”

OCTOBER 21, 2020 – With the onset of cold weather our blood adjusts (thickens) but gradually. This explains why 33F—yesterday’s local temp—feels so much colder in October than in March. Add the fact that my day-long bud-capping operation (see yesterday’s post) involved lots of standing in place and you’ll understand why I bulked up with …

SNOW IMAGE

OCTOBER 20, 2020 – Yesterday I launched my annual “bud-cap” operation in the tree garden. The work protects pine sapling leaders from foraging deer once the snow flies. The bud-caps are 4 x 6 paper folded over the leader and stapled in place. Conditions were perfect, and I bud-capped 292 trees. The operation continues today—before …

MY SPACEWALK

OCTOBER 19, 2020 – Those who’ve followed my stenciling project for signage in our Northwoods tree garden will be happy to know that over the weekend I hung the first sign. As it turned out, the hanging required ample engineering, way too many tools (and return trips to the cabin workroom), and boundless patience.  Early …

MY POLITICAL EVOLUTION

OCTOBER 19, 2020 – I started out a conservative, thanks to strong family influences, but over the decades I’ve shifted leftward. I was destined to stay a Young Republican until I sat next to a fellow 18-year old—who had no more business being conservative at that age than I did—aboard one of several busloads of …

TALKIN’ TURKEY

OCTOBER 17, 2020 – Yesterday, as I drove through the countryside to get to the Red Cabin, I thought about the state of our country. While driving deeper into despair, I saw a rafter of wild turkeys feeding off leftover grain in a harvested field. This prompted an idea . . . What if I …

BUT I’M NOT–NOT–A “RADICAL LEFTIST”!

OCTOBER 16 2020 – An acquaintance of mine thinks I’m a “radical leftist.” I’m not, but because I questioned his support of Trump five years ago, I left the immutable impression that I’m not merely opposed to Trump but a radical leftist. Or more precisely, because I’m opposed to Trump, I’m a radical leftist. What …

THE SCIENCE OF THE STENCIL

OCTOBER 15 2020 – A few days ago I wrote about the art of the stencil. Yesterday, I moved on to the science of the stencil; that is, I took paint to stencil and boards on which I’d intended to make two dozen trail and landmark signs for my tree garden. The “art” part was …

MONEY OVER MATTERS

OCTOBER 14, 2020 – In yesterday’s confirmation hearing, Senator Whitehouse revealed the “dark money” campaign to get arch-conservatives appointed to the judiciary. He demonstrated effectively how a few deep pockets hold sway over how we’re governed. Immediately following Whitehouse was Senator Cruz, who countered the Rhode Islander by citing all the “dark money” from liberal …

PACKIN’ THE COURT

OCTOBER 13, 2020 – Republican Senators are hell-bent on confirming Amy Coney Barrett’s appointment to the Supreme Court.  It’s a power play to advance a regressive social agenda.  It’s also Constitutional. GoebbelsNews feeds “the base” canned red meat by asking, “Will Biden pack the court?”—if elected, will Biden add liberal-leaning justices to the Supremes’ bench …

OCTOBER 12

OCTOBER 12, 2020 – Federally, today is officially Columbus Day, named after the mariner who “sailed the ocean blue in 1492.” A number of blue states and cities, however, have decided this is all wrong. They’ve re-dubbed it, “Indigenous Peoples’ Day.” I’m in favor of calling it simply, “October 12.” First, Columbus did not “discover” …

THE ART OF THE STENCIL

OCTOBER 11, 2020 – For some weeks I’ve been planning signage for my tree garden—trail signs and markers designating regions where I’ve planted white pine seedlings. The project is a wonderful diversion from the discouraging plight of our country. The signage has multiple facets: size, design, colors, materials, and most important, names and directional arrows. …

LOL

OCTOBER 10, 2020 – Given headlines of late, one must summon humor to temper dark weather—actual and figurative—that bears down on the country. When there’s a humor shortage, my youngest niece knows how to remedy the situation.  She pulls out the whoopee cushion. No matter how staid and serious the company, Maia pulls everyone present …

BEYOND SURVIVAL

OCTOBER 8, 2020 – The inscription reads, For Eric, Who shares my interest in writing. With fond memories, Ruth “Ruth” is the mother of Jeff Oppenheim, my closest friend in college. The inscription appears inside the cover of her memoir, Beyond Survival, which I received Monday. By yesterday afternoon I’d devoured the book, savoring every …

THE EMERALD CITY

OCTOBER 7, 2020 – Last Sunday I explored the land beyond my “tree garden” up at the lake. I was charting a route from the ravine I call Djurgården—“the deer garden,” in Swedish—up a steep, wooded slope to a glade of oaks and beyond that, a trail I call “Nor – Way”—a play on words …

MARX AND MOM

OCTOBER 6, 2020 – Yesterday the media fell for yet another publicity stunt by the fake president. I’m convinced they’re in cahoots—real media and a pretend mogul. If Trump hadn’t been allowed to trumpet—starting with “birtherism”—we’d have avoided the runaway bus. According to a CNN poll, 63% of Americans think Trump was irresponsible in handling …

EXCURSION

OCTOBER 5, 2020 – Yesterday I rose early to watch the sunrise, but what caught my attention was the bright moon in the west. Against the clear morning sky, earth’s constant companion was as clear as could be. I was so captivated by the sharp definition of its features, I forgot all about the sunrise. …

QUEEN BALSAM THE FIRST

OCTOBER 4, 2020 – Yesterday I spent all day in my “tree garden” in the back woods of our family’s lakeside retreat in northwestern Wisconsin. With the advance of fall, countless pine seedlings are now visible across the acreage that was logged several years ago. For months I’ve been trimming brush and poplar shoots around …

THE MAGIC KINGDOM

OCTOBER 3, 2020 – I discovered escapism at the Gilombardo School of Music. The “program” every Saturday of my sixth and seventh grade school years involved a 40-minute drive to Minneapolis for classes in solfege and music theory, a private lesson, orchestra rehearsal, a brief visit with my grandfather, who lived nearby, and the trip …

HURRICANE SEASON

OCTOBER 2, 2020 – This is hurricane season in the Atlantic, and among the many dynamics that will affect the outcome of the approaching election, I’ve long cited the weather. What happens in states from Florida to North Carolina and Alabama to Texas and beyond if a CAT 5 storm strikes on the eve of …

CHEATERS VS. SCIENTISTS

OCTOBER 1, 2020 – You know the country’s in trouble when the local elementary school proudly broadcasts they’re a bunch of cheaters. I kid you not. Worse than Tuesday evening’s debate are the fallen standards at our neighborhood “institution of lower learning.” The sign currently bears large black lettering that reads, “WE ARE CHEETAHS!” And …

AS THE SMOKE CLEARS . . .

SEPTEMBER 30, 2020 – . . . after last’ night’s debate, I wish that Joe Biden were not who he is.  I wish he were a Rhodes Scholar, a great debater, and 20 years younger. I wish he espoused a different policy here and there. I also wish that humankind were so perfect, it didn’t …

THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY

SEPTEMBER 29, 2020 – Often the big story lies unmentioned behind the lead story. Take for example a recent screed on Facebook.  A “friend” posted a piece allegedly by a police officer in Duluth, MN—the only attribution to the eloquent exposition was “A police officer.” (If lawyers and English professors were half as eloquent as …

SHAMANIGANS

SEPTEMBER 28, 2020 – The Sham Man has now been called out in the most definitive way possible—for all of us who pay income taxes. For us who’ve always seen the emperor’s nakedness, news of Trump’s zero tax bill in 10 of the last 15 years and such details as his $70,000 deduction for hair …

NETFLIX, CHARLES DICKENS, AND CAMPAIGN SPENDING

SEPTEMBER 27, 2020 – Netflix and competitors have produced quality TV entertainment in volumes unimaginable a generation ago. For many people isolated during the pandemic, Netflix is a godsend. Starting in March, I’ve watched 60 (!) episodes of Bolivar, dozens more of The Borgias, The Medicis, and Marco Polo. My wife, meanwhile, has watched This, …