Author: Eric Nilsson

WATER MUSIC

AUGUST 19, 2024 – My main objective in taking the boat for a spin was to see if I could get the darned thing off the lift. I’d already experienced difficulty in this regard before our trip to Portugal two weeks ago, and the lake level has dropped another inch or two since. In the …

SOLDIERING FOR DEMOCRACY (“AND WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE”)

AUGUST 17, 2024 – At the top of the boarding announcement at JFK for our flight back to MSP yesterday, we heard the usual preferential treatment granted to “families with young children, passengers requiring special assistance, and all military personnel,” with the add-on, “we thank you for your service.” I have as much respect for …

SUMMER SOJOURN PORTUGUESE STYLE

AUGUST 16, 2024 – Today we concluded our long-anticipated trip to Portugal to celebrate a special occasion “back in the village”: our grandson’s baptism combined with his first birthday party. This celebration accounts for the nine-day gap in my blog posts. The only other interruption of this length occurred five years ago when we traveled …

JUST THE TICKET

AUGUST 6, 2024 – Family, friends from outside Minnesota ask me what I think of this guy Walz. What I say: In the course of watching his daily news conferences during the depths of the Covid-19 crisis, I kept thinking, This guy deserves national attention. In fact, he’s definitely presidential timber. And now here we …

A GIFT TO THIS CRYING WORLD

AUGUST 5, 2024 – As with many a plan that goes awry, its derailment or alternative can often produce a serendipitous result. Having booked a stateroom aboard the R.M.S. Titanic, for example, a couple misses the ship’s departure, and lo and behold, they get to avoid swimming with the icebergs. Or in my largely unremarkable …

MY GAME OF “YACHT-SEE”

AUGUST 4, 2024 -When the opportunity presents itself, I love boarding and inspecting old refurbished wooden yachts. My most recent encounter with such a classic vessel occurred last summer at the Annual Wooden Boat Show at Mystic Seaport in Mystic, Connecticut. What stopped our slow walk along the wharf was a 30-something-foot-long beautifully restored sloop. …

“RECIPROCAL ANALOGY” (PART II)

AUGUST 2, 2024 – (Cont.) When the auto-mechanic . . . er, dental hygienist . . . said that my Sonicare toothbrush had worked wonders on my gumlines, I immediately thought of another analogy: me as a country. When I heard the good news about the condition of my gums, I thought of myself as …

“RECIPROCAL ANALOGY” (PART I)

AUGUST 1, 2024 – Among the first devices that a student meets in a creative writing class are the simile and the metaphor. Likewise, among the initial cognitive tactics taught in law school is thinking analogically. As a practical matter, very early on in my life I’d resorted to similes, metaphors, and analogies, not so …

HISTORY LESSON (PART V)

JULY 31, 2024 – (Cont.) Back home other Nisei were exerting a different kind of courage in quite a different sort of combat. One of the leading “soldiers” in this regard was a conscientious objector by the name of Gordon Hirabayashi, who worked tirelessly in the pursuit of justice. A Ghandi-like character, he exercised unusual …

HISTORY LESSON (PART IV)

JULY 30, 2024 – (Cont.) The most remarkable aspect of racial discrimination against Japanese-Americans is that it didn’t discourage most Nisei (people of Japanese parentage but born in the United States) from joining the war effort. They signed up because they felt it was their duty—as Americans and in defense of American ideals and principles—and …

HISTORY LESSON (PART III)

JULY 29, 2024 – (Cont.) Ever since we invented ourselves, we humans have in the business of exploiting other humans. Every culture, nation, and people, it seems, has had a go at it. In the last decades of the 19th century, landowners in Hawai’i were breaking the backs of plantation laborers to bring in the …

HISTORY LESSON (PART I)

JULY 27, 2024 – We’re still at our Shangri-La on the shores of Grindstone Lake in northwest Wisconsin, and if you’ve followed my posts over the past few days, weeks, months, and now years, you know my attachment to this place. While I’m here I’m far more attuned to the dynamic beauty of our surroundings …

MISSION IMPRESSIVE (PART II)

JULY 25, 2024 – (Cont.) As she hobbled from the convent to the school building a hundred feet away, the good sister pointed out the exact spot where a few weeks back she’d stumbled, fallen and broken her hip. There she’d lain, wailing in agony until the associate pastor discovered her and called for an ambulance. After …

MISSION IMPRESSIVE (PART I)

JULY 24, 2024 – For four days running we successfully entertained Russ and Kerri, our Red Cabin sojourners from afar.  I say “successfully,” because they didn’t up and leave before their time, though admittedly, to do so, they would have to have stolen our keys—and car. Or walk. In fairness to my wife and me, …

ON ASSIGNMENT

JULY 23, 2024 – From the publisher: Eric is on assignment gathering material for this blog. His postings will continue tomorrow. Stay tuned . . . and in tune. Subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.   © 2024 by Eric Nilsson

AMALGAMATED BONDING AGENT

JULY 22, 2024 – Here I sit on the porch of the Red Cabin, surrounded by the sound of a soft rain dancing on a billion leaves. In the background thunder rumbles unevenly but continuously. Through the trees that line the berm along the lakeshore 75 feet away I catch glimpses of the lake and …

IF I WERE BARACK OBAMA

JULY 21, 2024 – Soon after I heard word that Biden was out of the race, I imagined that the cellular phone networks were pressed to the breaking point managing all the conference calls among Democratic operatives at all levels. Inside my head the perceived hee-hawing of a corral of donkeys sounded like the old …

PAWN

JULY 21, 2024 – Most people aware of current events are familiar with the name, Evan Gershkovich, or more precisely, “Evan Gershkovich, reporter for The Wall Street Journal.” I am more familiar with the name because I’m more mindful of it; more attentive since Mr. Gershkovich is a fellow alumnus of Bowdoin College in Brunswick, …

WESTWARD HO!

JULY 20, 2024 – Yesterday we earthlings woke up to the news that a multi-billion company few of us had ever heard of was responsible for a widespread snafu affecting computer systems the world over. In dual irony the company—CrowdStrike—produces cybersecurity software. A glitch in the way updated code interacted with Microsoft Windows is what …

FUNNY BUSINESS

JULY 18, 2024 – My namesake niece, Erica Rhodes, has achieved fame—if not yet a fortune (I’m still waiting for her to buy us a mansion)—as a standout standup comedienne. Based in L.A., she appears at comedy clubs all over the country[1] and never fails to draw an enthusiastic crowd and hearty applause. This evening …

HAVING IT ALL

JULY 17, 2024 – For the Fourth of July our neighbor John was kind enough to accommodate some of our guests by opening up one of the seldom-used cabins on his compound, which borders our land on the other side of the “swamp woods.” In one of the bedrooms was a chalkboard on which someone …